THIS SITE IS KINDA OUTDATED - JUST LIKE ME
RIGHT NOW I AM ONLY UPDATING
WINGS-TO-GO.COM

With the above statement in mind you can still view this site:

I DO NOT MAKE MOBILE SITES!
GO VIEW THIS ON A REAL COMPUTER!
PUT YOUR PHONE DOWN!
AND JOIN THIS COOL CLUB CALLED 'LIFE'!
This site is totally ADHD, just like me. It's a puzzle, yes, but there are no missing pieces.
Well, there are a lot of missing pieces because I just got started.

What Will Happen After the Liquidation:

A Thoughtful Guide to Redistributing the Wings That Were

Overview

When the final feathers fall and Wings To Go Inc. completes its long-overdue liquidation, the following plan will be executed in a transparent, fair, and karma-efficient manner.

This isn't revenge.
It's math.
It's justice.
And it's happening.

Franchisee Compensation

Every currently operating Wings To Go franchise owner will receive an equal share of the liquidated assets, as thanks for enduring the turbulence and sticking with the brand longer than it deserved.

      - No favoritism.
       - No boardroom tricks.
       - Just straight numbers and even slices.
 

Vendor Settlements

Any unpaid or underpaid vendors - including designers, tech contractors, janitorial staff, or that one delivery guy who got stiffed in 2013 - will be eligible to submit claims for partial reimbursement.
Priority will be given to those who:

     - Have receipts, invoices, or threatening emails from John Martino.
     - Still believe they'll eventually get paid. (Bless your heart.)

Non-Profit Allocations

Because it's the right thing to do - and let's be honest, it'll sting the most - a portion of the proceeds will be donated to causes such as:

     - Save the Chickens Foundation - In honor of the wings that never got to fly.
     - Bird Flu Medical Research - Because handling raw poultry irresponsibly affects us all.
     - KZNOW Inc. (Germantown) - A local nonprofit that helps people, unlike WTG.

The Legacy Cleanup Fund

Some funds will be set aside to:

     - Remove leftover brand graffiti from failing strip malls.
     - Cover therapy for former franchisees.
     - Power-wash Wing Sauce off the reputation of everyone who used to work there.

Final Thoughts:

Wings That Flew Too Close to the Sun.
This isn't satire.
This is a documented, strategic, and emotionally fulfilling endgame.
I don't want a throne.
I don't want vengeance.

But if there's a liquidation check with my name on it?
Well...  I'll consider that closure.

Send all post-liquidation complaints, debts, or spiritual confessions to:
accountspayable@davemonroe.net

Sincerely,
Dave Monroe
Liquidator (Unofficial, but Unstoppable)